Big News! We intercepted the 'welcome card' that Illinois Governor Pat Quinn and his team were sending to the hundreds of new hires they were making for their friends and supporters through the Illinois Department of Transportation. Check it out above. This was sent to all the new Staff Assistants that Quinn hired in record numbers.
What's that? You wanted a job? Who are you? You're nobody? Too bad. Pat Quinn doesn't want nobody that nobody sent.
We think it was awfully nice of the Quinn Administration to put the definition into a nice easy-to-digest format like a SomeeCard, wasn't it?
