The Illinois College Republicans have done it again: They've managed to pull together some devastating copy and hilarious images to tell a story voters in Illinois need to see. Over on BuzzFeed, their latest piece starts thusly:
Once upon a time in a little village called Chicago there is a man named Quinnocchio also known by the name Pat Quinn. He is the governor of a state called Illinois. He became the governor after a man called Blagojevich was thrown into jail after trying to sell a Senate seat. Quinnocchio made many promises to the fine people of Illinois. He promised to not be corrupt like governors of Illinois’ past, to create jobs, to only temporarily raise taxes, and to improve education. We soon found out these were all lies.
Go check out the whole thing here.